droning on
A couple of UFO videos appeared in my YouTube recommendations the other day and I got to thinking about them.
One of the things UFOs do is fly together in a tight formation, another is to change direction and speed suddenly.
What consumer product do we know that is capable of such things?
DRONES. FLIPPING DRONES, MAN.
We always looked at UFOs ability to hover and then zoom off as proof of super advanced extraterrestrial engineering genius, I mean the pilot should get mashed to a pulp by ridiculous G forces. But that's assuming there's a physical pilot in the craft and not some spindly, hoody wearing teenager way down on the ground remotely guiding the vehicle with an Xbox controller.
Yes, there were drones in the 80s and 90s because the military had the money and tech to develop, build and fly 'em. It's only now with microprocessors and manufacturing being so cheap that your boring brother in law can now film the roof of his boring house with one he bought from Argos.
So that's UFOs sorted, then. You heard it here first from your good friend Bez, they're drones.